A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.




Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Santa: ZEBRA.
Teacher: How?
Santa: Because it is Black and White.



Santa at an interview in an IT Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir.



Teacher: What is the difference between an Orange and an Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.



Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
Santa: `Gandhi was a great man, but I don`t know who is Jayanti.`


Manager asked Santa at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa: POST BOX

Banta was going towards the railway line.
Santa: Where are you going?
Banta: To commit suicide.
Santa: But why are you carrying a tiffin?
Banta: If the train is late, will I remain hungry?


Husband asks wife: Do you know the meaning of wife? It means Without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife says: No, it means - With Idiot Forever.