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आफत आयी जवानी पे॥

जब से भइल चटकोर उमारिया॥ आफत आयी जवानी पे॥ नजर लगावे गाँव के लड़के ॥ मन ललचाय नादानी पे॥ सज दज के स्कूल गइल जब॥ बोली बोले निशानी पे॥ नजर लगावे गाँव के लड़के ॥ मन ललचाय नादानी पे॥ चौदह साल मा चौदह रत्न से॥ भर गइल बा सागर॥ छलकत जाए मन कय महुआ॥ भारी लागे गागर॥ हंस हंस के जब मुस्की मारय॥ आवे हँसी कहानी पे॥ नजर लगावे गाँव के लड़के ॥ मन ललचाय नादानी पे॥

Added by shambhu nath on November 28, 2009 at 12:11pm — 2 Comments

VALUE OF TIME

Have you been to the bank?

Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with 86,400 units. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening it deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to utilize during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course !!!!

Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME.

Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds.

Every night it writes off, as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to… Continue

Added by Lav Nigam on November 25, 2009 at 5:13pm — No Comments

we proud to be bihari

The real facts of Bihar...
As u know Nalanda and Vikramshila universities, both are not only India but also the most oldest university of the world,(2000yrs ago).....

Bihar which gave this country some great Doctors, scholars,national leaders, writers, academicians and is still producing the maximum number of IAS, IPS officers, IITians, Fasion professionals, IIM Professionla , Medical graduates, Software professionals and another field.

Added by Anmol Kumar on November 25, 2009 at 3:29pm — No Comments

का नशा अब शान बन गइल बा ?

नशा के नाम सुनते ही नशे में झूमत लोगन के चेहरा सामने आ जाला

नशे को आज बुरा ना बड़ा शान के बात समझल जाला

नाश समाज के एगो बहुत बड़ा अभिशाप बा फिर भी हम लोग नशा करे में ही

आपन शान समझत बनी जा! रोजमर्रा के जिन्दगी में इ नशा एगो दानव के रूप

में हम लोगन के बर्बाद कर रहल बा! एगो आम आदमी के कमाई के ज्यादातर भाग

नाश के चलते बर्बाद हो जात बा, घर में राशन होखे चाहे ना होखे नशा के सामान

जरुर मिल जाई! एक आदमी यदि १०० रुपया रोज कामत बा त ओकर ६० से ७० रुपया

नशा में बर्बाद हो… Continue

Added by बबलू पाण्डेय on November 23, 2009 at 12:51pm — No Comments

मैं हंसु तो,

मैं हंसु तो, रोए कौन ,
दुख के बोझ, ढोए कौन |
मैं ही अगर दूं , पहरा ,
तो मेरे कब्र मे भला , सोए कौन | मनोज मजनूं

Added by manoj majnu on November 23, 2009 at 12:08pm — 1 Comment

का हमनी के जीवन पर असर करत बा इ sms के भाषा?

आज के छात्र अपना दोस्तन के साथ बात करे के आसन सा

तरीका अपनवले बड़े sms के, मोबाइल हाथ में हो त या त बात

होई ना त sms कईल जाई ! sms करे खातिर अंग्रेजी भाषा के

इस्तमाल में लेवल जाला! अंग्रेजी भी पूरी तरह से अंग्रेजी ना रह

गइल बा काट कूट के लिखल जाला, आम जीवन में भी नजर आवत बा

हमन के रास्ट्रभाषा हिंदी के भी तोड़ मरोड़ के अंग्रेजी में लिखल जात बा

कभी कभी त हिंदी-अंग्रेजी हिन्दिग्रेजी हो जात बा!

बहुत छात्र छात्रा भी मानत बड़े की उनका पढाई पर भी गलत प्रभाव पडत… Continue

Added by बबलू पाण्डेय on November 22, 2009 at 3:29pm — No Comments

ताज महल

प्यार तो हमें भी करना था,
पर कुछ खास नही हुआ
ताज महल हमे भी बनाना था
पर क्या करे लोन पास नही हुआ

अमित

Added by बबलू पाण्डेय on November 17, 2009 at 3:00pm — 1 Comment

"THOUGHT FOR DAY"

A good relation does not depend on how good understanding we have but it depends on how we avoid misunderstanding.
thanx

Added by बबलू पाण्डेय on November 16, 2009 at 2:51pm — No Comments

मर गए तो,

मर गए तो कोई गम नहीं,
बच गए गर तो गम होगा ,
जैसे आज अबू आज़मी पे सितम हुआ है , वैसे कल हम पर भी सितम होगा |
हैं तो हिन्दुस्तानी हम पर , यहाँ हिन्दी पे पाबंदी है ,
देश क्या सुधरेगा जब , राज नीति ही इतनी गंदी है |
मनोज मजनूं

Added by manoj majnu on November 13, 2009 at 1:22pm — No Comments

माँ वैष्णो देवी सेवा समिति ,पटना

जय माता दी,

08/11/2009,रविवार को हमलोगों ने "पीड़ित मानव की सेवा "को अपना लक्ष्य मानकर माँ वैष्णो की कृपा से एक मंच {माँ वैष्णो देवी सेवा समिति ,पटना } की शुरुआत की है .15 लोगों की समिति ने ये निर्णय लिया है की हमलोग 20/03/2010 को माता का एक जागरण पटना में करवा कर अपने सारे लक्ष्यों को पाने की कोशिश की शुरुआत करेंगे '। इस ब्लॉग को पड़ने वाले हर लोगों का तहे दिल से इस समिति में हार्दिक स्वागत है । आपका हर एक सुझाओं हमारे प्रयासों को मजबूती देगा ।इस समिति से जुड़ने की लिए कभी भी आप फ़ोन कर… Continue

Added by MUKESH KUMAR HISSARIYA on November 13, 2009 at 9:10am — No Comments

Biharis are not allowed in MP

I have read many views in this chain of discussion. Every body is blaming our politicians but no body dare to say that what chief minister of MP said is wrong and unconstituitional. MP or Maharashtra Kisi key baap ki bapauti nahi hai ki koi chauhan koi thakre keh dega ki Biharis are not allowed. MP is part of India and we all Biharis are Indians and this is our fundamental right to go, live and work any part of India.



Here I would also like to draw attention of you gentlemen, that… Continue

Added by Ajaz Sahil on November 8, 2009 at 2:38pm — 3 Comments

Can you sell a dead donkey?





A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."



Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back."



The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."



Kenny said: "OK then, just… Continue

Added by Ajay Kumar on November 6, 2009 at 5:43pm — No Comments

BOSS KIDNAPED" WHAT TO DO?

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in

loud discussions during office time.....



Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened

to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"



"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"



They're asking for Rs.10 Crores (2 MILLIOn US $) ransom, otherwise they're going to

douse him with petrol and set him on fire.



We're going from desk to… Continue

Added by Ajay Kumar on November 6, 2009 at 5:40pm — No Comments

हर वक्त हर गम के,

हर वक्त हर गम के, मारे से लगते हैं ,
अपनो के बीच भी, बेसहारे से लगते हैं |
हमेशा डूब जाती है कश्ती , नाखुदा के भी रहते, क्यों ?
जब भी हम किसी ,किनारे सेलगते हैं | मनोज मजनूं

Added by manoj majnu on November 6, 2009 at 1:42pm — No Comments

Good One - Dont miss

Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.



God comes and says: -



"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."



Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.



The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the… Continue

Added by Ajay Kumar on November 4, 2009 at 4:52pm — No Comments

Love in mental hospital

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.



One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.



When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally… Continue

Added by Ajay Kumar on November 4, 2009 at 4:50pm — No Comments

Dating

WHITE WOMEN:



First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.



Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.



Third date: You get to make love but only in the missionary position.











IRISH WOMEN:



First Date: You both get blind drunk and make love



Second Date: You both get blind drunk and make love



20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and make… Continue

Added by Ajay Kumar on November 4, 2009 at 3:56pm — No Comments

A Birthday Gift

A married lady was expecting a birthday gift from her husband. For many months she had admired a beautiful diamond ring in a showroom, and knowing her husband could afford it, she told him that was all she wanted.







As her birthday approached, this lady awaited signs that her husband had purchased the diamond ring. Finally, on the morning of her birthday, her husband called her into his study room. Her husband told her how proud he was to have such a good wife, and told her… Continue

Added by Ajay Kumar on November 4, 2009 at 2:06pm — No Comments

12 Ways to Know That U Love Someone

IT'S TRUE !!!!



12 Ways to Know That U Love Someone







TWELVE:

You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed

you still think of him/her.



ELEVEN:

You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.



TEN:

You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.



NINE:

You smile when you hear his/her voice.



EIGHT:

When you look at him/her, you do not see other people around you.

You see only… Continue

Added by Ajay Kumar on November 4, 2009 at 11:18am — No Comments

I told God

I told GOD: Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever...!



GOD said: But for 4 days only....!



I said: Yes, let them be a Spring Day, Summer Day, Autumn Day, and Winter Day.



GOD said: 3 days..



I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.



GOD said: No, 2 days!



I said: Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time).



GOD said: No, just 1 day!



I said: Yes!



GOD asked: Which day?



I… Continue

Added by Ajay Kumar on November 4, 2009 at 11:07am — 1 Comment

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