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Permalink Reply by yusuf shamsi on June 19, 2010 at 4:34am

very nice joke . congratulate to Rabri also. good sense of humor.
yusuf shamsi @ DUBAI

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Permalink Reply by VIVEK SINGH on July 3, 2010 at 5:46pm

Hi, Nice one..!

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Permalink Reply by Sonal pandey on September 2, 2010 at 5:52pm

one of the most hilarious jokes on laloo i ever heard...

Anil Kumar Giri said:

Laloo sent his BioData to apply for a post in Microsoft, USA. Few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates
________________________________________

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement -humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained -bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks -aapkaa bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva

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Permalink Reply by Mohit on September 3, 2010 at 4:38pm

@ anil ji.... Y this joke? I dont know from whr did u got this joke. But this joke has been made a laughing butt for biharis in other forums. Please delete this...if u want i can paste a link where u can see reaction of ppl of bihar and others on this joke.

Anil Kumar Giri said:

Read n joy
A Bihari was working in Mumbai and he did not meet this wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna (Bihar ).

At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had
delivered a son.

His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this “Happy event” happened when he had not seen his wife for four years…

The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.

The colleagues asked him, “What name will you give to the son?”

The man explained, “If its the second neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be “DWIVEDI”;

If it is the third neighbour then it would be “TRIVEDI”,

If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be “CHATURVEDI”;

If its the fifth neighbour then it would be “PANDEY”…

After listening to this, questions followed.

What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
“Then the boy would be named “MISHRA”…

And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour?
Then it would be “SHARMA”…

But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour?
Then the name of the child would be “GUPTA”…

If she does not remember the name then?
“It is YAAD-AV”

But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape?
Then it will be named “DOSHI”…

Finally, if the child happened because of wife’s burning desire?
Then he will be named “JOSHI”…

And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?
“DESHPANDEY.”



Sonal pandey said:

one of the most hilarious jokes on laloo i ever heard...

Anil Kumar Giri said:

Laloo sent his BioData to apply for a post in Microsoft, USA. Few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates
________________________________________

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement -humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained -bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks -aapkaa bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva

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Permalink Reply by Satyavrat Baish on September 3, 2010 at 7:07pm

@Anil,

You could have mentioned "A man" instead of "A Bihari" in your joke. You are just trying to pull your own legs. No offence.

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Permalink Reply by nida khan on September 3, 2010 at 7:14pm

@ Anilji... U sud have given some thought b4 posting this joke.

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Permalink Reply by Richa Yadav on September 3, 2010 at 7:31pm

@Mr. Anil- This forum is about laloo yadav joke, if u want to make fun of biharis through such offensive joke kindly do it somewhr else. I think all u care about others is their 'surname' and caste...be human think about feelings too.

Regards

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Permalink Reply by Abhishek on September 4, 2010 at 5:41pm

Its easy to laugh on others and brave to laugh on self. Itna laal-pila na hon.
Biharies have no copyright on first eight clans but the maharashtrians have sole claim on the last three. They need not investigate and can nab the culprit by the name (ninth). They can map the character by the name (tenth). And the eleventh is truly theirs.
So mere mention of the name does not single out biharies; rather the original composer of this joke have caught themselves in their own trap.
regards.


Mohit said:

@ anil ji.... Y this joke? I dont know from whr did u got this joke. But this joke has been made a laughing butt for biharis in other forums. Please delete this...if u want i can paste a link where u can see reaction of ppl of bihar and others on this joke.

Anil Kumar Giri said:

Read n joy
A Bihari was working in Mumbai and he did not meet this wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna (Bihar ).

At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had
delivered a son.

His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this “Happy event” happened when he had not seen his wife for four years…

The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.

The colleagues asked him, “What name will you give to the son?”

The man explained, “If its the second neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be “DWIVEDI”;

If it is the third neighbour then it would be “TRIVEDI”,

If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be “CHATURVEDI”;

If its the fifth neighbour then it would be “PANDEY”…

After listening to this, questions followed.

What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
“Then the boy would be named “MISHRA”…

And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour?
Then it would be “SHARMA”…

But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour?
Then the name of the child would be “GUPTA”…

If she does not remember the name then?
“It is YAAD-AV”

But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape?
Then it will be named “DOSHI”…

Finally, if the child happened because of wife’s burning desire?
Then he will be named “JOSHI”…

And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?
“DESHPANDEY.”



Sonal pandey said:

one of the most hilarious jokes on laloo i ever heard...

Anil Kumar Giri said:

Laloo sent his BioData to apply for a post in Microsoft, USA. Few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates
________________________________________

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement -humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained -bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks -aapkaa bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva

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Permalink Reply by Subodh Kumar on September 4, 2010 at 6:06pm

Best joke!!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Sonal pandey on September 5, 2010 at 7:13am

Quite a few people felt the joke is offending, and are amused at the reason of it being here. But i hv a clue regarding the intention behind it. Just because the person is question was baffeled wid me arguing him in various discussion and hurting is gigantic male ego, he showed how cheap he can be with targeting my surname in the joke.I am broke coz i know thr cant be any other reason.never expected such treatment from a fellow member. Anyway i know and i can see that even though ppl requested him to delete the joke,the person being uptight thinks if he is an old member,he has the right to have the last laugh in everything. Well go on laugh ur ass out,as i have decided that if this site have place for such ppl who don't have courtesy to apologies and can go to such level to humiliate others.
If just for the sake of other fellow members he will not delete it then i should delete...my account here. Nice efforts by creator to bring biharis together but as long as such old hags will have there say in such manner and behaviour towards younger lot forget about support from youngesters.Hire a moderator to keep such people in their limits.Atleast dont be a mute expectator after reading such flith spread around here.

Goodbye.

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Permalink Reply by Abhishek on September 5, 2010 at 6:28pm

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain......

A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent and fall asleep.

Few hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says: "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute..

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets".

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?" The MBA asked.

The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically....Someone has stolen our tent".

'Engineering = 100% Common Sense'.

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Permalink Reply by Abhishek on September 5, 2010 at 7:02pm

Politically correct PJs:

1. The prime minister of China called president Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon. "I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from Pentagon, we have copies of everything."

2. Musharraf calls Bush on 11th September.
Musharraf: Mr. President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great
buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that….
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!

3. A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl".
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: "Brave American saves life of little girl", the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man. Oh, what are you then?" The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers say: "Extremist kills innocent American dog".

regards.

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