Join Bihar's biggest Social Networking site and online community

KKP is down but not out!

["God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire]

Hmmmmm ....

Well, my friends, I am sorry to inform you that Krishi Kranti Party (KKP) train had come to a halt sometime in last December. It is very easy to get carried away and assume that, like a typical politician I promised everything and delivered nothing. Not my style boss!. The truth is that somebody pulled the plug (chain) and we lost all the steam. Fissssssssssssssss.

But don’t worry. KKP is down but not out.

Kisne kiya aesa paap? Obviously yeh koi Indian to nahi ho sakta. Pease keep reading to know what happened.

On November 28th, 2011 we (KKP) had scheduled a meeting with Dr. Ajay Kumar from London, who was in Patna. It was a disaster in many ways. I had made all the arrangements and reserved a conference hall in Maurya Hotel, the best we have in Patna. My boys were very excited about the meeting. I had promised them that Dr. Saheb is very resourceful and if he joined our party, we will get instant recognition. When we reached his residence, a very glum looking Dr. Saheb informed us that he is not allowed to engage in politics in India, or as a matter of fact in any country except England as he is a British citizen, and a member of the Conservative party, apparently.

He added that his daughter had called from London, and advised him to keep hands-off from politics and politicians. She had called only the previous night, so he could not inform us on time. We did our best to convince him, but he did not budge. Though he did not come, he was kind enough to share some of his time and knowledge at his home. He went through our manifesto and looked impressed.

Some of his critical comments are here -

1] It seems you are fond of Tiranga, as I can see it on your visiting card and also on your website www.krishikrantiparty.com. Unfortunately it is a congress symbol, so get your party a unique and colourful flag like they have in the European countries or may be even the Australian flag.

2] Mr. Anna Hazare is NOT a good role model. He is black-mailing a democratically elected government and setting a bad precedent for future generations.

3] You should change the party's symbol from PEN to something else. PEN is the mightiest weapon in the world, I argued. Only, for the educated class, he countered. Most of India still lives in villages, where there is no electricity, no schools, no PEN.

4] Abandon your luxurious car and start roaming on foot or may be a bicycle. It will help you connect to people more easily. I didn't tell him that I had rented the car for him.

5] Reservation was one of the reasons why I left India, long time back. Don't take it otherwise, but I am not a stubborn Pundit like you, I am an ever practical Lalaji. Actually I am glad to know that you are against reservations. But you will never win in elections. The best way is to encourage inter-caste or love-marriage, but these Indians are so backward they will hang you if you do that. Promoting love-marriage in India will ruin your political career forever. So there is no solution to this problem.

Ouch! Was that a slap on my face? Don't answer that!

Frankly speaking, I was not convinced with any his comments, but I kept mum, and didn't let Dr. Saheb know about my feelings. Everybody is entitled to his own opinion, so Dr. Saheb’s slap (comments) didn’t hurt me at all.

The real problem was that in all about 20,000 rupees went down the drain, in a flash. Due to lagan (auspicious days for marriage) there was huge demand for halls in every hotel in Patna. We had to pay Rs. 12000 as the rental charge for the conference hall, which was more than double the normal charges. Another 2000 had already been paid for snacks and lunch. We had also rented a car to bring Dr. Saheb and then drop him later. Dr. Saheb had promised to pay all the expenses. But we thought it would be very rude and un-Indian to ask our British guest to pay. Considering that I am unemployed, the financial loss was significant but not insurmountable. The real loss was the loss of face and credibility in the eyes of my boys. That was unbearable, indeed. I immediately cancelled our tour to Ralegan Siddhi, and the scheduled meeting with Anna Hazare. I cannot afford to waste any more money, until we have means to generate more. I decided to concentrate on my company and continue to engage in social work, as discreetly as possible.

But the worst was yet to come. My ordeal had just begun. It’s a long story, so I will leave it for another blog (coming next).

For the time being, can you answer this question?

George Bernard had said – “Politics is the last refuge for the scoundrels”. Now can you tell me if a self-proclaimed honest man like me have any future in politics? Do you think I should stop indulging in politics altogether? Your response will decide whether KKP is just down or out as well. I know most of you people want me to win. But who, I am just eager to know, before I start my lecture again.

Note1: Sorry for this delay in informing you. Basically I don’t like showing my wounds, until I have fully recovered. I hope you will understand that.

Note2: The quote at the top of this post might make you suspect that I think I am God. I do not carry any such illusion. I am just like everybody else, except that I firmly believe that impossible is nothing.

Note3: Dr. Saheb kya apko pata hai, I can read minds? God gave me this power after a long tapasya. Arre main to bhool hi gaya tha ki aap bhagwan-ugwan mein vishwas nahi karte. Tapasya ka matlab to jaante hain na? Jo Buddha ne kiya tha?

1 member likes this

▶ Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

Permalink Reply by Gaurav Gupta on February 25, 2012 at 12:44am

Mai nai dunga paise waise chavanni bhi,ye niraj kumar bihari ji aur daktor saheb k bich ka mamla hai. Mai ku du paise bhala ? Ha agar ap thode paise waise kharach karenge to ek dokumentry filim bana dunga iske upar 'Niraj ji k paise aur daktar saheb ka U turn' aur jo amdani hogi usse niraj ji ko thoda bahut bole to little bit sahayta muhaiya karai jaegi.
Waise 'Galti kiski' bhi acha nam hoga.?Aur suniye mai maugi nai raha thoda bahut entertain kar rahu hu full toos entertainment ha ha ha ha
Ap Bihar k hai kya ji ? ? ??

▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Munna Lal on February 25, 2012 at 12:53am

Muze maalum tha ki tum akalmand ho.

Gaurav Gupta said:

Munna Bhaiya ji
Malum hai malum hai ap chinta na kare ! Bole to Dont worry

▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Munna Lal on February 25, 2012 at 12:58am

Astavakra urf Fake Profile Singh

Tum abhi tak Kanke Paagalkhana nahi gaey ?

Ab to Bhagwaan hi malik hai Bihar ka. Aur haa, ees KKP wala Neeraj ko bhi saath lete janaa. Waise lagta to yeh hai ki tum dono ek hi jantu ho. Kya mai galat boliya ?

rohini zi thik kahti hai. ye gaurav maugi ki tarah karta hai. beta baurav tumko itna hee khujli ho raha hai tho tum ku nahi paisa use deete ho.

▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Gaurav Gupta on February 25, 2012 at 1:37am

Thanxs Munna Bhaiya ji

▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Ranjana Kumari on March 6, 2012 at 1:11pm

u r right gaurav ji. the doctor played a rich man's joke. when neeraj gave him back the same joke he has been banned to please the rich british doctor. youbihar.com will regret this sooner or later. that is my curse.

Gaurav Gupta said:

Shalu mam ji
Actually,Doct sahab demonstrate himself as rich NRI NRB from Bihar Who lives outside in full of glittered world. People who dwell their in london usually praise for exotic beauties of the city and Gullible hello people of Bihar fascinate about NRIS.Nevertheless Doct sahab cannot be considered less than angrez after spending many many years in UK.As above mentioned by Niraj ji He is also a 'lala' this word generally represents to a seth in all over india. Niraj ji might have guessed him as very rich man who is coming to help me in building a good party (KKP).However it has been completely eyewash for him.He is a struggling man shown alots of enthusiasm zeal for him after hiring maurya kind of hotel.Why did he not inform him about their intentions that he is not going to join the meeting while we know already first impression is the last impression.What impression he has left for youths.Disbelief,not a trustworthy man ? Whenever angrez comes to bihar they usually distribute money toffies choclates etc.He is bad angrez not a good angrez and duplicate lala.He must exonerate to sign a cheque of Rs.12000 in the favour of KKP and campaign for cabal. Ha ha ha ha.

▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by CHALU CHAMAR on March 6, 2012 at 1:15pm

You are in proxy or in disguise.

Ranjana Kumari said:

u r right gaurav ji. the doctor played a rich man's joke. when neeraj gave him back the same joke he has been banned to please the rich british doctor. youbihar.com will regret this sooner or later. that is my curse.

Gaurav Gupta said:

Shalu mam ji
Actually,Doct sahab demonstrate himself as rich NRI NRB from Bihar Who lives outside in full of glittered world. People who dwell their in london usually praise for exotic beauties of the city and Gullible hello people of Bihar fascinate about NRIS.Nevertheless Doct sahab cannot be considered less than angrez after spending many many years in UK.As above mentioned by Niraj ji He is also a 'lala' this word generally represents to a seth in all over india. Niraj ji might have guessed him as very rich man who is coming to help me in building a good party (KKP).However it has been completely eyewash for him.He is a struggling man shown alots of enthusiasm zeal for him after hiring maurya kind of hotel.Why did he not inform him about their intentions that he is not going to join the meeting while we know already first impression is the last impression.What impression he has left for youths.Disbelief,not a trustworthy man ? Whenever angrez comes to bihar they usually distribute money toffies choclates etc.He is bad angrez not a good angrez and duplicate lala.He must exonerate to sign a cheque of Rs.12000 in the favour of KKP and campaign for cabal. Ha ha ha ha.

▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Munna Lal on March 6, 2012 at 3:44pm

Chhipkili change colour. This joker Conman, fraud change sex. We in Bihar call these types of jantu as Maugaa and Bahurupiya. Characters without morals, scruples and decency.

Ha...ha...haaa...he...he...hee....ho..ho....ho...!!!

Lady, I guess you too are a crook. That is why you agreed to marry another crook and conman. And why bother with dowry ? This conman will make many times over by defrauding innocent people.

Munna Lal Kedia

MA, MA, MBA

▶ Reply

Permalink Reply by Munna Lal on March 6, 2012 at 4:03pm

Are you really banned crook ? You are very much here. Who is this Ranjana Devi ? This is March. April is next month. You are trying to do an April fool a month early.

The lady in this photo is fat, ugly and looks like an Aadivaasi from Santhaal Parganaa, also called Jhaarkhand. She also looks very mature, with half a dozen kids behind her.

Conman, where did you find this photo ? Does she know her photo is being used like this in a farzi profile ? Now Bihari, by posting a farzi profile, you have proved to the world that you are a crook, conman. At least our dakter saheb has left this site. He must be a man of character not to post a fake profile and come back like you.

I am not defending anyone. I am only telling truth as I see and read all the lies you say makes me angry...very angry as an honest man. Arrey O' Conman, you call yourself Bihari. But work as a conman. It means Bihari Conman. Oh Bhagwaan...why you defame us ? Go, get lost Man.....oh sorry...Conman.

Munna Lal Kedia

MA, MA, MBA

u r right gaurav ji. the doctor played a rich man's joke. when neeraj gave him back the same joke he has been banned to please the rich british doctor. youbihar.com will regret this sooner or later. that is my curse.

Gaurav Gupta said:

Shalu mam ji
Actually,Doct sahab demonstrate himself as rich NRI NRB from Bihar Who lives outside in full of glittered world. People who dwell their in london usually praise for exotic beauties of the city and Gullible hello people of Bihar fascinate about NRIS.Nevertheless Doct sahab cannot be considered less than angrez after spending many many years in UK.As above mentioned by Niraj ji He is also a 'lala' this word generally represents to a seth in all over india. Niraj ji might have guessed him as very rich man who is coming to help me in building a good party (KKP).However it has been completely eyewash for him.He is a struggling man shown alots of enthusiasm zeal for him after hiring maurya kind of hotel.Why did he not inform him about their intentions that he is not going to join the meeting while we know already first impression is the last impression.What impression he has left for youths.Disbelief,not a trustworthy man ? Whenever angrez comes to bihar they usually distribute money toffies choclates etc.He is bad angrez not a good angrez and duplicate lala.He must exonerate to sign a cheque of Rs.12000 in the favour of KKP and campaign for cabal. Ha ha ha ha.